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Elliot Yaxley
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You know when you're walking around outside and you see a window with people in it? Don't you just get the impulse to let em know you've been there? Here's twelve ways how.

Ways To Be Annoying Through A Window

1. Appear from the bottom of the window dressed in camouflage gear, look around suspiciously and then start eating jerky.

2. Appear from the bottom of the window and throw an avocado. Make sure it shatters something.

3. Walk up to the window wearing nothing but a towel, have your eyes closed and your arms out in front of you, feel the window, look confused, open your eyes, scream and run away.

4. Appear from the side, give the people in there a thumbs up and then vanish quickly.

5. Stick your head up laughing hysterically.

6. Run up to the window holding a chicken, scream "HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW BITCHES!!!???" then run away as fast as you can.

7. Two words: Conga Line

8. Walk by dressed in a Halloween burglar costume.

9. Duck walk up to the window dressed like a Nazi, Heil Hitler the people in there and duck walk away.

10. Dance.

11. Just stare at them, don't do anything just stare.

12. Streak past naked very quickly. Repeat and see how long it takes somebody to notice.
  • Listening to: 80's music
  • Reading: Casino Royale
  • Watching: Youtube videos
  • Playing: Vice City
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Water

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PonchoFirewalker01 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2015
thank you for the fave, partner, and merry christmas! :)
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Grand-Lobster-King Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hello. I think you'd enjoy my gallery. Take a quick stroll and tell me what you think. :D
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artbymikaelak Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
thanks for the fave!
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Patriot44 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015
No, problem. Would you be interested in doing something for me?
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artbymikaelak Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
I do take commissions!  If you tell me what you're looking for, I can quote you a price of how much it would be.
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Patriot44 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015
Oh no, nothing like that. I have an eBook on Amazon Kindle and I'd like for you to buy it. But if you don't want to, then you don't have to.

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crossover4 Featured By Owner May 5, 2014
Hey since you don't like John Stewart or The Young Turks and (I'm going to assume that) you don't watch FOX, where do you get your news from cause there's this really great newscaster on Youtube that I think you might like.
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Patriot44 Featured By Owner May 5, 2014
Fuck off
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crossover4 Featured By Owner May 5, 2014
Woah dude, I didn't mean any disrespect in anything I said. It's just something I'm curious about. I was actually planning on posting a journal about this but I figured this would be more personal.
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Patriot44 Featured By Owner May 5, 2014
Hit the road shitdick
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